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I’m a weird guy. I like weird things, and I’m certainly not shaming other people for their weird tastes. If you’re into it and it doesn’t harm other people, I say go for it. Wear it with pride. Watch it with pride, and in the case of entertainer Duckie L’Orange, paint your ass with pride.

The eccentric cabaret performer and comedienne was on a German reality show recently. Rather than sing, dance or do any of the other boring things run of the mill contestants on reality competition shows typically do, she decided to take a different approach. She painted her butt to look like a dog, made barking noises and then ultimately, ummm… ate the sausages with… not her mouth.

She proudly posted the video yesterday, and not surprisingly, it has started to go viral. It is OBVIOUSLY NSFW. Now, it’s probably not as NSFW as it could be, but it’s still not the sort of thing I’d recommend watching at work or around most well-adjusted family members. In fact, I think, deep down, you probably already know whether you’re the type of person who would enjoy the following video or not. I am. Other people I've tried to show today have not been so, I’ll leave it to you to use your best judgment.

I’m sure this type of thing plays very well in off off Broadway dives, dingy gentlemen’s clubs and beneath a circus tent outside Caesar’s Palace on the Las Vegas Strip. Those audiences, however, either have an idea of what they’re getting into or are at least open to wherever the hell the night is going to take them. I’m not sure most of the people in the crowd for this taping of Das Supertalent had the same open-minded perspective. Judges Sylvie Meis, Bruce Darnell and Dieter Bohlen certainly weren’t ready, and their reactions did not disappoint.

If you’re interested in checking out Duckie L’Orange in real life, you can head over to her website. She apparently has acts designed for both families and for adults. I’m 90% confident the performance we saw above would be classified as “for adults”, but given it involves dogs, I can’t say that with absolute certainty.

And one final thought, if you’re a producer of American reality competition shows, maybe search a little harder for the contestants you’re putting in the weird bucket. Being a bad singer or doing cartwheels to classic rock tracks don’t even begin to approach this level of eccentricity. There are more unusual performers out there, find them and bring them to my television, even if they’ll cause my parents to have heart attacks.

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